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The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant one in your life!
DANGEROUS:SAFER:SAFEST:ULTRA SAFE:
What's for dinner?Can I help you with dinner?Where would you like to go for dinner?Here, have some chocolate.
Are you wearing that?Wow, you sure look good in brown!WOW! Look at you!Here, have some chocolate
What are you so worked up about?Could we be overreacting?Here's my paycheck.Here, have some chocolate.
Should you be eating that?You know, there are a lot of apples left.Can I get you a glass of wine with that?Here, have some chocolate.
What did you DO all day?I hope you didn't over-do it today.I've always loved you in that robe!Here, have some more chocolate.


13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one ...

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning.

And remember: Money talks ... but Chocolate SINGS!!!
One more of those rocking e-mail's Ariella is kind to send me
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PridesCrossing Featured By Owner May 15, 2009
:rofl:
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:iconhermione75:
Hermione75 Featured By Owner May 17, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank u for the favs.
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PridesCrossing Featured By Owner May 17, 2009
:)You're welcome Rivka!!
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vn37 Featured By Owner May 14, 2009
:D :D :D

It's awesome! Father of my sister's friend died when he was 40 years old and everyone was wondering why. He had 3 teenage daughters and a wife, that's why! :D When one was finished with PMS, next was starting.
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Hermione75 Featured By Owner May 14, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
eeekkk not so funny.
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:iconvn37:
vn37 Featured By Owner May 14, 2009
It is from this side. :) Probably not from female side - stomach cramps, vomiting, waves of hot and cold, mood swings, ...
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Hermione75 Featured By Owner May 15, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
still not funny, but good try
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eskimoblueboy Featured By Owner May 14, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for the heads up. :lol: In this case I guess I'm fortunate there are no women in my life close enough for this to be an issue.
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Hermione75 Featured By Owner May 14, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
For me the cure really works, a bit of magic brown and I am purring. I wish you this kind of "trouble"
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eskimoblueboy Featured By Owner May 14, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
I'm glad the cure works for you. :lol: :) Cool!
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